Late night conversation ...

Bit: She looks like she wants me. Who is she?

Abel: Sorry mate, but she's pointing at me!

Adam: Her name is Jane and she lives down my road and gives me blow jobs on sunday, so actually she was calling me over!

Jeremy: THat's funny I thought she was looking at me... Sorry I can't help with a name.

Abel: Yeah I visit her every saturday-evening and blast my jizzle into her face.... Did you know she never showers on sunday-morning?

Adam: All that travelling must cost you a fortune! Did you know she has brown showers on saturday afternoons?

Abel: Yeah, but I'll take a napkin to wipe off her face first...

Adam: arrrghhh...

Abel: Allright back on-topic! I dunno her name... she only moans mine...